Cat Rambo ([info]catrambo) wrote,
@ 2009-06-29 17:30:00
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Entry tags:humor, social networking

Your Breakfast
I keep hearing people complain that Facebook/Twitter/Livejournal/Social Network X just gets used for posting what people had for breakfast. Here's a bit from the article on social networking I'm writing for the SFWA Bulletin detailing ten reasons why I might actually want to know what you had for breakfast.

1. You are a close friend or family member and I am interested in your health.
2. Your breakfast was particularly poetic.
3. Your breakfast was particularly unfamiliar and thus interesting to me.
4. You tried a food I am curious about.
5. You tried something that I know an Interesting Fact about.
6. You had something that has strong emotional resonance for me.
7. You tried something a favorite fictional character eats.
8. Your description persuades me to try something new.
9. Your description warns me off from something I know I won't like. (If you're reliable or I know your taste matches.)
10. I am stalking you. Information like this is a godsend.




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[info]dawtheminstrel
2009-06-30 12:35 am UTC (link)
You know, sometimes I just like a glimpse of what my friends are doing, even very mundane stuff. It makes me feel like I'm still in touch with them.

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[info]stopword
2009-06-30 12:38 am UTC (link)
Exactly! The great thing about these sites is that it's very easy to control whether you even have to see posts from people. If I keep a breakfast-poster on my feed, they probably have interesting breakfasts.

Although, I'm on the internet at least 10 hours a day, so I have a high tolerance for minutiae.

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[info]ruralwriter
2009-06-30 02:15 am UTC (link)
Also damn good writers can write interesting posts about anything, including breakfast, that I want to read.

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[info]catsparx
2009-06-30 02:36 am UTC (link)
The thing that utterly gobsmacks me about all this reducing human communications down to 140 character addbites business is... we're doing it to ourselves! No evil totalitarian overlord required.

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[info]keikaimalu
2009-06-30 05:02 am UTC (link)
See, now you've got me thinking about how to turn my morning waffles into a poignant story.

Trust me, it can be done.

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[info]klingonguy
2009-06-30 12:48 pm UTC (link)
You're stalking me?

What a coincidence, I'm stalking you.

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[info]countesslovlace
2009-06-30 01:11 pm UTC (link)
And what *did* you have for breakfast?

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[info]krisname
2009-06-30 04:39 pm UTC (link)
ada beat me to it. cornflakes?

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[info]catrambo
2009-07-02 07:07 pm UTC (link)
I had coffee and a croissant. I should go back to doing steel cut oats, they're pretty yummy.

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