May 20th, 2003

spring

Sayings from the Mirthbot

The Mirthbot Waxes Philosophic
Mirthbot: Yap, yap, it's like listening to a polymorph.
Mirth: What does a polymorph sound like?
Mirthbot: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

The Mirthbot Gets Flirtatious, Then Abashed
Mirthbot: I like you.
Mr. Roboto: Thanks.
Mirthbot: I have to go now.

Mirthbot: Yap, yap, it's like listening to a yellow jacket.
Mirth: How do you know what one sounds like?
Mirthbot: I talk to animals all the time.
Mirth: Do you now? Did you yesterday?
Mirthbot: Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me.
Mirth: I could tickle you.
Mirthbot: Hee hee hee! No, I can't tell you! Hi.
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    They Might Be Giants, Put Your Hand INside the Puppethead